Holy fuck balls. You're playing a slightly less gay version of Dance Dance Revolution with a plastic controller shaped like a guitar. It has colored buttons, for fucks sake. How can anyone get into that game? IT'S JUST FUCKING PRESSING BUTTONS REALLY FAST WHILE LISTENING TO MUSIC!
"Howard Stern Fan" guy
Take a shower and shut the fuck up.
"Bury a shirt underneath Yankee Stadium" guy
What do you want to bet this guy actually had a lengthy thought process before settling on "shirt in concrete"? And how many buddies did he tell before hand? Did no one tell him "You know, Bruno (I named him Bruno), that's not really funny. It's actually retarded. You're 36 and talking about encasing a shirt in concrete. Read a book."
"I haven't watched baseball since the strike" guy
I had this exact conversation at work last week.
Me- "Have you seen Johnny Cueto yet?"
Him- "No, I refuse to watch baseball. Greedy players and greedier owners. When they had the strike, I was done.I was a huge fan growing up, too."
Me- "That's hardcore."
Not ten seconds later this guy pushes the "Close Door" button on the elevator as a lady asked him to hold it. Yeah, greedy players...
"ESPN sucks" guy
We know. Thank you.
"South Park is the best show on TV" guy
Take a shower and shut the fuck up.
